In 1900 Max Planck started a revolution in physics by proposing that energy was not continuous but came in indivisible chunks he called quanta. A few years later Einstein boldly stated that the same applied to light. “Boldly” because we had known for many years that light behaved like a wave. Quantum mechanics was born.
At that time Kitty Hawk was still to make it’s first flight. Today, over a hundred years later, we’ve put a man on the moon, mapped out the human genome, invented the computer, and much much more. And yet we are still as confused about the dual nature of light as ever. By 1927 the fundamental theory of Quantum Mechanics was fully formed. It predicted some wild and crazy stuff (action at a distance!), but over the decades, as scientists have come up with one brilliant experiment after another in their attempt to confirm these predictions, QM is still batting a 1000. It has been flawless at telling us the way things are. The only problem is, we have absolutely no idea why they are the way they are.
To summarize – this is the current state of affairs. It appears that at the subatomic level, nothing happens unless it is observed. The idea of stuff having it’s own independant reality is a fiction. Before anything can actually be there must be an observer to observe it. This is the Niels Bohr (Copenhagen) interpretation which has become the the standard QM philosophy. It says that it makes absolutely no sense to even ask the question “what is happening?” (eg. what is a particle’s psotion and momentum) when nobody is looking. And trust me… that’s not because we aren’t smart enough to figure it out. It’s because we have figured it out! And the answer is that nothing (as in no particular state) is happening. All the different states exist simultaneously as potential until somebody looks.
The problem with this is the question “What constitutes an observation?”. The camera going click? The lab assistant looking at a picture? The lab assistants supervisor walking in? The neurons firing in their brains?
To illustrate just how desperate the situation is, consider this. The only viable alternative to the Copenhagen Interpretation to gain any traction at all in the 90 odd years that have passed since, is the “Many Worlds Theory”. This states that anytime anything (anything!) happens anywhere in the universe, the entire universe splits into 2. That’s right, 2 separate and forever distinct universes, each with a different possible outcome to the even that just took place. For example, when an electron emits a photon or doesn’t, well… it does both – each possibility in it’s own universe.
Now you might think this is a bit crazy, but get this – these are supposed to be 2 very real, actual universes! In other words, the only way to get around the tha fact that QM is telling us that things do not have their own reality independant from an observer is to assume that every possible thing that could happen really does happen – in different universes.
Leading theoretical scientists support this – today! Such are the lengths that we, mankind, will go to in order to cling so desperately to our intuitive belief that things really do exist.
I have a different proposal. Yes things do exist… but only as ‘presentations’. Nothing really exists. The system (if I may call it that) is there for the benefit of everything that participates in the system. Everything is summarized to the highest possible level in order to maximize efficiency. The fundamental building blocks are particles, but they are theoretical. They are only called into being when some smart ass gets really clever and figures out a way to look at them. When we look at the ocean we see a vast expanse of water with light reflecting off the waves. Those trillions upon trillions of water molecules don’t need to exist to create that picture. Hell, forget the Many Worlds Theory, even intuitive reality is way too inefficient!
Why create all those electrons? All that is needed is an electron PROTOTYPE. Afterall, every electron is absolutely identical. Only the context changes. You will never find a particular particle, be it an electron, proton, neutron, whatever that varies even the slightest little bit in it’s mass or any other distinguishing characteristic. When particles interact, physicists just assume all participants are destroyed, and new particles created, even if the new particles are of the same type as the particles that collided. This is because the new ones (of the same type) are identical in every way anyway.
There is only one photon, one proton, one electron. They exist as concepts only. When needed, when pressed by obstinate insisting physicists, specific instances are created.
When you see Marg Simpson doing up her beehive blue hair do, what do you think she has on under her dress? Seriously. Is she naked? Does she have panties? It’s silly to even ask right? Well, that’s exactly what our scientists will tell you about subatomic particles. Don’t bother even asking the question! You can talk about probabilities sure – probably panties, quite possible pink or maybe blue panties – these are probabilities, but until she actually lifts her skirt I can guarantee you she has NOTHING on under her dress because what stupid animation artist would bother creating something if it’s going to covered by a dress anyway?
Same goes for electrons. Same goes for water molecules. Same goes for the sound of falling trees.
Quantum Mechanics has already told us unequivically that nothing happens unless it is observed. Unless you agree with the Many Worlds stupidity (how could we make reality less efficient!), then I think we have to go with the Marg Simpson theory. And I’ll bet Homer will agree with me – there is only one electron!


